This is where Timmy Williams will talk about all sorts of things. Hopefully it's funny.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Constantly Wearing Make-up: Week 1

Well, I've been wearing make-up pretty much every day for an entire week now. It's really not that bad. I am now considering wearing blush, lipstick and the like on a daily basis. It makes me look cool, and by "cool," I mean "my face collects sweat under the foundation and the sweat seeps into my brain making even me more retarded." So yeah, make-up is a bitch.

The dresses I've been wearing though? Very nice. I totally understand dresses now. Ventilates the crotch region.

Maybe I have a future as one of those straight cross-dressers. You know, a guy who likes girls but also likes looking like girls? And it would be fine, because then I could have "casual days" where I can still wear my t-shirts with cute animals on them.

Come to think of it, maybe I've just been a "casual day transvestite" for 25 years and never really realized it. Hmmmm...

I'm pretty sure that I've been losing weight, but just in case I ever become morbidly obese...

...this is pretty reassuring.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

This is What I Look Like When I Sing Karaoke

If you listen very closely, you can almost hear my parents being disappointed.