This is where Timmy Williams will talk about all sorts of things. Hopefully it's funny.
Friday, July 27, 2007
I saw "The Simpsons Movie" last night. It's pretty good. I don't like it when people sing along to something they saw in the trailer for the movie, that's weird. That's like a fish singing about hooks when it's in the frying pan. Or maybe like talking about how refreshing this Pepsi you're about to drink is before you actually know how refreshing it is. Or maybe my head hurts and this doesn't really make any sense.
We added some more boobs to Season 2 yesterday. I can't wait to start filming.
Even if you don't read comic books at all, go out and find "Tales Designed to Thrizzle." It's a humor comic, and if you like my blog or Whitest Kids or laughing in general, you'll like that.
I think I'm gonna take it easy this weekend and learn how to do this:
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Thursday, July 26, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
The orange juice, DayQuil, and well wishes certainly helped, but I am attributing most of the healing to the last Harry Potter book and the movie "Terminator 2." The Harry Potter book was a great ending to a really good series, and "Terminator 2" had Arnold Schwarzenegger shooting shotguns, which I think could heal just about anything. They should show that movie in cancer wards; I bet they'd be surprised at the results. It's that awesome. They do need to hurry up and make "Robocop Vs. Terminator" though. I already even wrote the theme, it goes "Bum bum bum baa baaaa, bum bum bum duh-duh-duh-duh-duh dunnnn, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh dunnnn" and then the titles come up in front of a huge blue fireball.
I guess I'd have to sing it for you for it to really make sense...
Runners-up for Most Helpful Recuperatory Aid include Gummi Army Men, my new CD "80s Metal Gold," and crazy fever dreams. It was a real team effort, good job gang!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Editor's Note: John wrote this, not Timmy. Timmy would NEVER call other comedians "dumb ass." Even though some of them are.
KOH Comedy has been so rad lately. You need to come to the best comedy show, you barely know exists! John F. O'Donnell and Timmy Williams have been rocking their new characters: Jesus F. Christ and Alterboy Timmy. And the Comedians have been performing some of the most original, deeply funny stuff out there.
We are GEEKED TO THE MAX for this edition's COMEDIAN OF MERIT. It is the one and only, CLAUDIA COGAN. Her acerbic, cerebral, dry wit is comedy for the true comedy connoisseur.
Plus, as always, we put up 10 Comics off all levels. Some genius, some dumb ass, all TRYING THEIR BEST to entertain you!
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
Wednesday 7/25 8pm, 7:30pm sign up
@ The Creek and The Cave
10-93 Jackson Ave.
Long Island City, NY 11101
Take the 7 Train to Vernon/Jackson
Take the G Train to 21st
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Speaking of silly rap, karaoke finally got "This Is Why I'm Hot!" I'm going to sing it EVERY SINGLE WEEK until someone takes it out of the songbook.
I had a great dream last night. I was at this party with Jordan and Sam and we had a baby polar bear with us! It was adorable! Turns out we brought it to catch mice. I don't think polar bears have ever really seen mice, but this little guy was really excited about it! He wasn't very good though, so then we had to go get Old Faithful, Spaceship. She killed the shit outta those mice and then we had to leave.
Then I woke up and looked over and saw Spacehip licking her butthole. What a great first thing to see in the morning.
My cat's gross.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
We're all just a bunch of flies trying to figure out who Josh Duhamel is without being too gay about it.
COMIC BOOK CLUB
A Live Weekly Talk Show about Comic Books
Hosted by Justin Tyler, Pete LePage, and Alex Zalben
Tuesdays @ 8:00 PM
Heidi MacDonald (PW Beat)
& Timmy Williams (Fuse TV's Whitest Kids U Know)
The Peoples Improv Theater
154 West 29th Street, 2nd Floor
Between 6th and 7th Aves.
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The show is sponsored in part by Midtown Comics
Kingdom of Heaven: Episode 10: The Reckoning.
COMEDY this Wednesday at 8pm. Of course the uber-fantastic Timmy and John are going to be there! (Also appearing will be Jesus F. Christ and Altar Boy Timmy)
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Also, on the Wikipedia entry for the Whitest Kids, this little tidbit can now be found in the history section: "Timmy recently announced that in December 2007 he will be receiving extensive plastic surgery on his belly and buttocks."
It's not true, but I'm going to leave it up there anyways.
Monday, July 02, 2007
The new Ween E.P. "Friends" is pretty crazy. They have a straight-up 90s Techno song.
When a baby is being carried in one of those knapsack things that hang off the neck does it think it's flying?
I really am excited about Transformers.
When I woke up this morning there was confetti all over the floor. At first I was really excited because I thought that Spaceship had thrown a cat party, but then I remembered that I had done it myself at like 5 A.M.
Well, now it's time to catch the Chinatown bus to Partyville! Yeah!
Sunday, July 01, 2007
With Baron Vaughn, Matt McCarthy, Pete Holmes, John F. O'Donnell, Greg Johnson and Alex Castle
Music by Jordan Cooper
Pianos (158 Ludlow, corner of Ludlow and Stanton)