My ear hurts

I have an earache. I thought only babies get that! Maybe I’m a giant baby. That would certainly explain all this diaper rash.

Some times I actually do my hair. That means I just run my hand through it with PhotoBooth open.

Lately I’ve bought a few shirts that DO NOT have pictures of animals on them. A distrubing trend to say the least.

My cat licks my cable box.

I am not very good at Scrabble but am very very good at Uno.

That movie Doomsday is crazy. I loved it, but not everyone will. Just sayin’.

That song "Here Comes the Hotstepper" just started playing on my iTunes. Time to go!

Did you guys feel that?

We just jumped forward an hour.

The future so far is really awesome (I'm eating Doritos).

A review of "10,000 B.C."

Y'know how with some movies the best way to enjoy them is to check your brain at the door?

Well, in order to enjoy 10,000 B.C. you need to check your brain at the door, blow pot in its face, stomp it into pieces and then shoot it with a shotgun.

That is the end of my review. Thank you for your time.

Who What Huh?

Lately, everyone I know has been doing one of two things: getting really sick or appearing on "The Tyra Banks Show." Adam Newman did both!

One of the cooler things I got for swag from the Independent Spirit Awards arrived yesterday: a year-long movie pass! I can get into any AMC theater for free til the end of the year! Awesome! Too bad when I went to go try it out there was nothing but CRAP. Oh well. Maybe I'll go check out that caveman movie that came out today; it looks really historically accurate and informative.

I know cats like to play with their prey, but Spaceship really tortured this mouse the other day before she dealt it the death blow. It was pretty crazy. I wouldn't have been surprised to see her pull out a little tiny rack or iron maiden. Wouldn't that be adorable?

"Lost" is getting really bizarre and awesome. I'm not even sure how they write it anymore. Maybe they don't write it. Maybe it's all improv now. Wouldn't that be adorable awesome?