I FINALLY bought an air conditioner. I really don't have that much to say on the subject except "take that, ozone layer!"
Also, I spent Monday in a tank top in the sun and now have the worst sunburn I have ever gotten on my shoulders. Everything else is fine, but my shoulders look like the surface of Mars and feel like someone is contantly burning them with a cigarette lighter. And then last week, I spent a few hours sitting between two topless women. That did not cause any burning sensations, but had it gone further that just sitting between them, it probably would have.
That was a joke about STDs, Mom. I hope you enjoyed it.