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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

New Ideas

I'm trying to think of different ways to make this blog more interesting. I think what I might do is try to write an entry while throwing up. I don't think anyone's ever done that before. There's a few logistic items to think about, like covering my keyboard in plastic and deciding how to induce the vomit (I think I'll use either cheap vodka or nude images of Donald Rumsfeld), but I think it's totally possible. Also, I should probably write it at my apartment and not at my office.

And for all you people stuck in office jobs out there, let me inform you that there is NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING worse than the last two weeks of work after you give your two weeks notice resignation. Nothing.

It's kind of like coming home to a really super hot, naked, illiterate, mute lady standing in your room, but she's surrounded by an invisible force field, and you have a potion to get rid of the force field, but after you pour it on the force field cage it takes two weeks to dissolve.

It's kind of like that.

It really sucks.

1 comment:

Anthony said...

Hey Timmy, I love your show and I have been watching it and the "whites kids u know" videos since it was first created. My friends are huge fans and blah blah blah, I have cancer and my last wish is for you to come to Umass Amherst and do something...I dont actually have cancer, but if I did, it would be my wish. Love always, Anthony.