I'm a smart guy, but when it comes to watching movies, I want shit to be as dumb as possible. There's this movie coming out called "The Condemned" that I think will fit the bill very nicely. It's about "Stone Cold" Steve Austin being dropped on an island with a bunch of other badasses and they have to kill eachother for some kind of reality TV show. Sounds awesome, right? Check out how sweet the poster is!
If this doesn't make you want to immediately see this work of art, then I don't know why you even read this thing. Good day.
Also, any film containing the following image automatically gets my money:
I really, honestly, cannot wait.