And I thought I was done peeing on subway platforms!
My iPod Shuffle LOVES Stevie Wonder.
I should patch up these jeans.
Britney Spears will be dead by this time next year.
I'm a lucky son of a bitch.
I need to spend more time with my Wii.
The only function that the rug in my kitchen has served so far is as another place where Spaceship can hide kills.
Shandi and I should become the new lead singers of System of a Down (mainly because we destroyed one of their songs at karaoke tonight, but also because we're not as annoyingly political and are less unkempt-looking).
This walk home is taking FOREVER! I've already had eight thoughts!
If I were a bum, I would use all my spare change at a 99-cent store and get a bunch of those shitty hats and gloves.