I was just at an Au Bon Pain (it’s a chain of fake French bakeries) and I heard this:
Hey, Marie, are those cookies done?
Oh, sorry, I didn’t finish with the cookies because I was taking care of this customer.
That’s okay, I understand – oops, I mean, I OVERstand.
Bravo, Mr. Manager. Bravo. You have brought Political Correctness to an exciting new level. Cheers to you, sir.
(If anyone who is reading this has access to the Big Red Armageddon Button, go ahead and press it now. I’ll overstand.)