I'm checking the news online before work and the first few headlines I see are:
"Kiss of life saves Boo Boo the chicken"
"Britney defends driving with baby on lap"
"Bush urges end to cartoon violence"
"Pregnant princess starts Japan's gender debate"
"Too big to hang, killer dies in prison"
Good job news, your headlines make me laugh. I didn't actually read any of those articles, but is that really the point? Reading? I don't think so.