This is where Timmy Williams will talk about all sorts of things. Hopefully it's funny.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Ideas to write about later, when I'm not this hungover

1. My theory on why automatic sinks and hand-dryers are fascistic attempts to crush our freedom and will inevitably lead to a soulless dystopian military state.

2. My parent's dog's attempts to be friends with the neighbor's cat.

3. The inadequacies of South Dakotan karaoke (when you play regular music between karaoke, we can't sing as much dummy!).

4. Chili

5. How hungover I am.

1 comment:

Ivan said...

I agree 100% about the automatic bathroom stuff. Having just toured the us and spent as least a full 48 hours, if you add them all up, in assorsted public bathrooms, I find them appalling. When your in a public bathroom, you want to get in and out. IN AND OUT! Not only because of the smell but also the people. Americans that don't know me look at me funny. Don't they know that I am an American too. Maybe its because I have striking Taliban features-like a beard?

These automatic things slow me down and I have to endure the funky smells and the funkier looks from people.

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