I got my hair cut today.
I drank a lot of scotch today.
I bought the books "Bill and Ted's Most Excellent Adventures Volume 1" and "Guerilla Warfare" by Che Guevara today.
I thought that was a really good combination of books to buy today.
I sang karaoke today.
I got mad because some kid sang my song today.
I didn't cry at all even though when I woke up this morning I thought that I might today.
I saw a man wearing a hat made out of a tiger's face today.
I lied about that "guy wearing a tiger's face hat" thing today.